Ghost Town

Amidst all of the other evil, Chick-Fil-A perpetrates on decency, good taste, humanity, and gastronomy, I missed this a couple of years ago. Riding through Texas as kids, we passed tons of "Eat More Beef" billboards. I always thought Chick-Fil-A deliberately referenced that midcentury ad campaign. Pretty slimy to then turn around and threaten this guy.

Ah, man, they finally changed the sign on the Rose Garden. #Modawful

Overheard on the MAX: "Every day I have to knock on every apartment door to find someone who's not too drunk to watch my kid."

Clyde, in a warm basket of laundry.