Ghost Town

LinkedIn keep recommending that I apply to be an FBI Special Agent. Do they know that the X-Files wasn't a documentary?

Seems like an awful lot of havoc wreaked for just "$50,000 in paid ransoms." WannaCry hackers must have taken the Ransom class at Supervillain U from Dr. Evil. https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-you-get-hit-with-wannacry?utm_source=vicefbus

#AustintheBeagle enjoys his naps.

I'm really not feeling that great about filling this thing out. Last time we had an election it didn't turn out so well.

Portland, Oregon Rainbow. #stjohns #stjohnsbizarre

Took #AustintheBeagle out at 6am and an old car was blaring music on Ivanhoe. Think someone's getting ready early for the #stjohnsparade.

That sense of impending doom you feel when you turn off the computer for the night and Windows starts updating...

#AustintheBeagle. Behind him, this album cover, which we have because Austin likes the picture of the beagle.

ME: (Holding leash) Do you want to go for a walk, Austin? #AUSTINTHEBEAGLE : A WALK YAY A WALK!!!!!! ME: Um, actually we're going to the vet. I'm going to pretend I'm taking you for a walk, but then we'll go to the vet across the street. AUSTIN: A WALK TAKE ME NOW TAKE ME NOW ME: You're getting shots. AUSTIN: A WAAAALLLLLLKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME: Dude, I'm being totally deceptive. I'm saying I'm taking you for a walk but then I'm going to take you into the vet for shots. AUSTIN: A WALK A WALK A WALK A WALK A W A L K . . . oh, look, we're AT THE PLACE WHERE THE NICE PERSON PETS ME! ME: That's the vet, and they're giving you a shot. It hurts. AUSTIN: IT'S FUN WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been 80°F for two days here in Portland. #AustintheBeagle ran outside joyfully and then noticed that it seemed to be threatening to rain. He sulked back inside and then looked at me and whimpered: "You mean it's over? The summer is already over?"

Seen on Willamette through the #44 window. Portland Spring.