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#16 bus was early today!

#16 bus was early today! By which I mean, the #16 before mine was SO late it showed up just before mine should have. #Trimet #PDXTraffic

Haven't seen many blind teenagers staggering around this afternoon.

Haven't seen many blind teenagers staggering around this afternoon. We olds do not have a good track record with the threat that "If you do X you'll go blind!"

Even the scientists involved in the Trinity test never really believed we'd make it 72 years.

Even the scientists involved in the Trinity test never really believed we'd make it 72 years. I guess we should call this a success.

If I were writing the Great Dystopian Novel, I'd have the Cascadian Megaquake take place on a day with...

If I were writing the Great Dystopian Novel, I'd have the Cascadian Megaquake take place on a day with recording-breaking heat when Canadian fires were sending smog into Lower Cascadia. Or, conceivably, when the city was shut down by snow and ice. We got through the latter scenario...
OTOH, a plus-100°F heat wave isn't the ideal time to run out of deodorant. #PoorLifeChoices

Unless your primordial ancestors stayed on the beach they crawled onto and/or you are currently living on the...

Unless your primordial ancestors stayed on the beach they crawled onto and/or you are currently living on the savannah and can document your evolution over the past four million years, you are an immigrant. We all are. Emigration was part of the human experience.

I'd love to be to be so significant in life that, in my dotage, memes on the internet falsely announce my death...

I'd love to be to be so significant in life that, in my dotage, memes on the internet falsely announce my death every few months.