OK.

OK. If Creationism is a better story, I'll gladly teach in in the English classroom. In fact, we already do, along with Odysseus, the Kauravas and the Pandavas, and the other mythologies. But I'll happily teach it more if it will keep it out of the science classroom.
http://chronicle.com/blogs/percolator/is-evolution-a-lousy-story/29158