For the record, I have no opinions whatsoever about anything that may or may not have occurred in the news today.

For the record, I have no opinions whatsoever about anything that may or may not have occurred in the news today. Don't even try to engage me, because I will just stare blankly at you. I am COMPLETELY ignorant and apathetic. Today is one of the precious few days when it is just easier to be a Strauss&Howevian Gen-Xer than Boomer or Millennial. 

Hey, whatever, nevermind.