Everyone, in July: IT IS ALWAYS CLOUDY AND RAINING IN PORTLAND!!!!!

Everyone, in July: IT IS ALWAYS CLOUDY AND RAINING IN PORTLAND!!!!!
Me, in July: (Yawn)
Everyone, in July: WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY!!!! IT WILL HAVE BEEN RAINING FOR FOUR MONTHS WITH NO BREAK AND YOU WILL BE INSANELY DEPRESSED!!!!
Me, January 1: February is a month away. I'm still yawning.
We are Oregonians and we like to complain. About everything.
ReplyDeleteI have noticed a tendency to hyperbolize about slightly bad things in a very specific way.
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