I tried to text my wife to text me when she got to her bus stop and I'd "bring the beasts down" for their walk.

I tried to text my wife to text me when she got to her bus stop and I'd "bring the beasts down" for their walk. Meaning the beagles, who've been particularly beastly of late. My phone corrected my text to read that I planned to "break the beats down". Glad I caught that one. She would have come home expecting a whole different party.