I kind of thought the TSA might confiscate my New Year's fireworks, even though they were just the little plastic...

I kind of thought the TSA might confiscate my New Year's fireworks, even though they were just the little plastic champagne bottles with confetti in them. I didn't, however, expect them to also open the holiday present I also had in my bag. The gift was the catalog from the samurai armor exhibit at the Portland Art Museum. TSA foiled my nefarious plot to bring down the airplane with confetti while protected by my samurai armor.