TOURIST IN PSU FARMERS MARKET BY FIVE-PERSON-LONG LINE FOR PINE STATE BISCUITS: (to family) That line's too long.
TOURIST IN PSU FARMERS MARKET BY FIVE-PERSON-LONG LINE FOR PINE STATE BISCUITS: (to family) That line's too long. We'll go somewhere else. ME (aside): Oh, tourist. If you can't handle a five-person line at Pine State, you can't handle the mean streets of Portland. How long are you staying? You'll probably starve to death here.