I'm pretty sure a cotton swab is supposed to have cotton on it.

I'm pretty sure a cotton swab is supposed to have cotton on it. I scratched up my ear this morning. All I'm looking for is some sympathy, here. I'm not going to sue Johnson & Johnson over it, but if I get a lecture about how I'm not supposed to be using Q-Tips to clean out my ears in the first place, that might be the basis for legal action.